| RIP, KV :-( (damn it) |
[13 Apr 2007|09:21am] |
| [ |
mood |
| |
Funereal |
] |
| [ |
music |
| |
I got it in me |
] |
Since this isn't the place where I post all my deepest, darkest, dankest, dirtiest thoughts (unlike SOME people, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) sateenduraluxe, who shall not remain nameless), I thought I'd direct you to my world-famous website, where I don't either. So you can read what I wrote about my true love, the inimitable Kurt Vonnegut. Go over there and, like, read it and weep.
|
|
| Long time no nothin'! |
[20 Feb 2007|11:53am] |
| [ |
mood |
| |
 apathetic |
] |
By now you should know that this is not my real "blog". I don't even keep a journal here. In fact, my stupid MySpace space gets more action than this one does.
So if you think you're going to get to KNOW ME this way, well, you THOUGHT WRONG. Wrongaroni, beefaroni! Not like you'll get to know me all that well by reading my real site, jodiverse.com, because I don't post anything entirely too revealing there, either.
So that's that.
Happy Mardi Gras!
|
|
| Sexy dirtbag |
[29 Nov 2004|11:06am] |
| [ |
mood |
| |
 dirty |
] |
Colin Farrell was on "Ellen DeGeneres" this morning, and I have to confess that I found him riveting. I must also confess that this is not the first time I have found him riveting. And by "riveting", I mean highly fuckable. And by "highly fuckable", I mean, well, very highly fuckable. Oh yes.
As I walked back here to check my email, I said to myself, aloud, "He's a fucking dirtbag ... and I find that so incredibly sexy." I actually censored myself to myself, too, because I was thinking VERY DIRTY things about him. Things so dirty I cannot even say them aloud, even when alone. I cannot even whisper them. I can, however, think them, loudly, inside my head.
Hello, I am retarded.
P.S. The "dirty" lemon above looks like someone threw shit at its face. Or it stood in the way when said shit hit a fan somewhere. Whoever is responsible for designing that lemon really did a shitty job. (LOL! PMP! SMP!)
|
|
| Oh, whatever, who the hell KNOWS ... right? |
[24 Nov 2004|08:47am] |
| [ |
mood |
| |
 indescribable |
] |
Hey. Hi. This is my first LiveJournal entry. It may very well be my last. But you really don't know, do you? I don't, that's for sure. I'm typing this as a TEST. So I should shut up now. I should stop typing, for Christ's (and Pete's and fuck's) sake and post this thing. Which is what I'm doing ... right ... NOW!!!
|
|
| navigation |
| [ |
viewing |
| |
most recent entries |
] |
|
|
|
|
